Category Archives: WTF GIFTS

Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks in Blue Q Gifts

Trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear!Don’t even get us star’ted on how amazing these socks are!

Our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks are made for walking… and kicking down doors!

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I’m Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Chewing Gum

Hey, you know who you are!  This is for you!

Buy up a bunch of this gum. We have a feeling you’re going to be handing it out as an unsolicited gift a lot.  And it would suck to be surrounded too many assholes, and not enough gum.

I’m Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Chewing Gum

Uranus Lavatory Mist

Your shit will smell like roses.

Meyer Lemon, Bergamot, and Rose Scent

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist…

Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets… enough with the fluff, already! Here’s the deal: “Uranus” is never not funny. So, we ran with it.

Butt, in case you didn’t know… Uranus’s atmosphere is rich in methane and its upper atmosphere experiences strong wind traveling in the direction of its rotation. Also, Uranus sounds like “your anus.”

 

Check out the backside... for an in-depth look at Uranus.

Check out the backside… for an in-depth look at Uranus.

Scented with Meyer lemon, bergamot, and rose. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inches diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in the USA. A thoughtful gift for someone interested in the planetary system, or your inner 5-year old… Check out our Uranus Lavatory Mist and more hilarious gifts at Perpetual Kid.com!

Calm The F*ck Down (Tea)

Calm the f**k down

Adulting can be hard. Like, really hard. A big gulp of our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help.  ☕😌 #drinkyourfeelingsCalm The Fuck Down Snarky Tea

It’s a slippery slope to full blown meltdown territory… and ain’t nobody got time for that. Help keep your emotions in check with some subversive humor and some tasty herbs.

Besides being an awesome gift capable of eliciting a fit of giggles this tea will actually help you chill out! This ultra chill tea contains Green Rooibos which serve as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion and relieving hypertension. On top of that, it’s beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair and skin.

Give the gift of chilling the f**k out to someone you care about or perhaps chuck it at someone who just really needs to take it down a notch before they self-destruct.

Get CALM THE F**K DOWN SNARKY TEA and more outrageous teas, cheeky drinking vessels, and adorable tea infusers at PK!

Calm The F**k Down Snark Tea

Bag of Cat Farts

photo2_1200_e6c447b0-da7c-4920-87b8-b0add0f71f2e_1024x1024__71998-1486249167-1280-1280 Some may find the idea a-paw-ling, but we’re not kitten. Your majestic feline passes gas.

Fur real.

And we’ve captured this scent of su-purr-iority in our silent but tasty, Bag of Cat Farts! It’s hiss-terical fun without the cat-lateral damage.🐈💨

Purrrhaps the most elegant animal to walk the earth, the regal feline has long been admired and adored for its grace. From Egyptian hieroglyphics to ruling the internet, the cat is no stranger to the spotlight….like any animal, however, they also pass gas.

Meow we’ve let the cat (farts) out of the bag but it doesn’t stop there. Our feline benefactors have graciously, and lovingly, donated their farts (although they do detest that word) to help make the world a better place for all animals: 10% of all profits are donated to charities that support a more animal-friendly world.

100% Fancy      😽     100% Frisky     😼     100% Funny     😸

It’s a gift with a lot of heart fart! Imagine their surprise when they discover the gift fluffy left on the floor this morning. It will blow them away!

The Purrrrfect Gift for Cat Lovers

Get some BAG OF CAT FARTS and more cat lover gifts at PK!

You’re A Natural Born Asshole

1680x2240OMGish!  The shear number of guys in my life that I could get these for! It’s true – you know it and we know it. But it’s okay because you’re OUR asshole, and we love you for that!

But seriously… do you always need to be an ass?  If I get you a cool pair of socks will you be nicer?

That asshole deserves a pat on the back and some cool socks to fill those big shoes of theirs!

Get some NATURAL BORN ASSH*LE MEN’S SOCKS and more jerky gifts at PK!