Category Archives: HOMEGOODS

Uranus Lavatory Mist

Your shit will smell like roses.

Meyer Lemon, Bergamot, and Rose Scent

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist…

Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets… enough with the fluff, already! Here’s the deal: “Uranus” is never not funny. So, we ran with it.

Butt, in case you didn’t know… Uranus’s atmosphere is rich in methane and its upper atmosphere experiences strong wind traveling in the direction of its rotation. Also, Uranus sounds like “your anus.”


Check out the backside... for an in-depth look at Uranus.

Check out the backside… for an in-depth look at Uranus.

Scented with Meyer lemon, bergamot, and rose. Plastic bottle. Measures 6 inches high x 1.75 inches diam. 5.3 fl. oz. Made in the USA. A thoughtful gift for someone interested in the planetary system, or your inner 5-year old… Check out our Uranus Lavatory Mist and more hilarious gifts at Perpetual!

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp



What’s that sound?!  It’s the Ice Cream Truck rolling down the street to deliver dreams!  There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!

What kid of every age wouldn’t want a enormous Ice Cream Cone Lamp for their desk or bedside!

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp and more Unique Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid.

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