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Gifts for Friends with Foul Mouths!

bad-language

Whoa! WTF?  Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?!

Recent studies say that people with a naught vocabulary tend to have higher IQ’s.  Do you think there is any truth to that f*cking study?  We’d sure as hell would like to believe it’s true!

Foul Mouthed Faimly?   No F’n problem – we have a ton of Stocking Stuffers for Adults that will delight those f*ckers!

Adult Gifts

 

 

 

Kid’s Creepy Halloween Candy

2018 Top Gross Halloween Candy

Bet you can’t eat just one! Gross!

2018 Top Gross Halloween Candy

  • Barf Lollipop  – This gross but delicious root beer flavored lollipop has embedded candy inclusions to give it more of a fresh just-blew-chunks feel.
  • Bag of Zombie Farts – Zombie Farts are actually quite tasty – if you don’t have a sense of smell.
  • Body Part Halloween Lollipops
    • Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored
    • Human Heart – Red Cherry Flavored
    • Human Brain (actual size of ex-boyfriend’s) – Watermelon Flavored
    • Green Witch Finger – Poison Apple Flavored
    • Orange Witch Finger After Eating Bag of Cheetos – Orange Flavored
  • Booger Lollipop – Believe us when we say we had to dig deep in the recesses of our brain for this one… Mom was wrong when she said “DON’T EAT THAT!”
  • Candy Soap Lollipops – Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out!  WTF did you just say???  You better start running before you get this treat popped in your mouth!
  • Unicorn Fart Lollipop – Did you really think unicorns were too pretty to fart?  This lollipop is the perfect match for any friend or family member that may appreciate your excellent taste in lollipops and potty humor!

You can purchase all of these gross candies at PerpetualKid.com

The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town! These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters… Also known as the guys that didn’t listen to their mothers when they were told not to play in that old abandoned lot!

The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town!

These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters… Also known as the guys that didn’t listen to their mothers when they were told not to play in that old abandoned lot!

Kelly A. had something to say about Ninja Gnome!: “⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Can’t wait to scare my husband – He’s perfect! Perfect gnome size. And super ninja(y)” http://www.perpetualkid.com/ninja-gnome.html

Kelly A. had something to say about Ninja Gnome!:

“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Can’t wait to scare my husband – He’s perfect! Perfect gnome size. And super ninja(y)”

http://www.perpetualkid.com/ninja-gnome.html

Laura M. had something to say about Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set!: “⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I am in love with these puppets! – I’m having THE best time at work with these finger puppets, they make all my stress just float away. ” http://www.perpetualkid.com/glow-in-the-dark-finger-monster-set/

Laura M. had something to say about Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set!:

“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I am in love with these puppets! – I’m having THE best time at work with these finger puppets, they make all my stress just float away.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/glow-in-the-dark-finger-monster-set/

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