Whoa! WTF? Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?!
Recent studies say that people with a naught vocabulary tend to have higher IQ’s. Do you think there is any truth to that f*cking study? We’d sure as hell would like to believe it’s true!
Foul Mouthed Faimly? No F’n problem – we have a ton of Stocking Stuffers for Adults that will delight those f*ckers!
Bet you can’t eat just one! Gross!
2018 Top Gross Halloween Candy
- Barf Lollipop – This gross but delicious root beer flavored lollipop has embedded candy inclusions to give it more of a fresh just-blew-chunks feel.
- Bag of Zombie Farts – Zombie Farts are actually quite tasty – if you don’t have a sense of smell.
- Body Part Halloween Lollipops
- Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored
- Human Heart – Red Cherry Flavored
- Human Brain (actual size of ex-boyfriend’s) – Watermelon Flavored
- Green Witch Finger – Poison Apple Flavored
- Orange Witch Finger After Eating Bag of Cheetos – Orange Flavored
- Booger Lollipop – Believe us when we say we had to dig deep in the recesses of our brain for this one… Mom was wrong when she said “DON’T EAT THAT!”
- Candy Soap Lollipops – Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out! WTF did you just say??? You better start running before you get this treat popped in your mouth!
- Unicorn Fart Lollipop – Did you really think unicorns were too pretty to fart? This lollipop is the perfect match for any friend or family member that may appreciate your excellent taste in lollipops and potty humor!
You can purchase all of these gross candies at PerpetualKid.com
Your Coupon Code for 10% OFF Your Order is BIGKID. Expires 7/25/2018.
- THE ULTIMATE TACO HOLDER: Tacosaurus Rex Taco Holder. Holds 2 Tacos!
- NOT JUST FOR TACOS: Try it with Waffles, Toast, Sandwiches, Ice Cream Tacos, Crackers and more!
- FUN FOR ALL AGES: Perfect for kids and adults that are looking to add a bit of fun to the dinner table!
- FOOD-SAFE: BPA free, lead free and phthalate free.
- EASY TO CLEAN: Top rack dishwasher safe. Not microwaveable.
Because some days you feel like you should be rewarded for just getting out of bed. And these socks do just that! ⏰😴😫🏆
The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town!
These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters… Also known as the guys that didn’t listen to their mothers when they were told not to play in that old abandoned lot!
👃 Scratch + Sniff Edition 🍇 🍉 🍩 🍑
You’re about to get a hefty dose of nostalgia!
Kelly A. had something to say about Ninja Gnome!:
“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Can’t wait to scare my husband – He’s perfect! Perfect gnome size. And super ninja(y)”
Well, look who finally decided to show up. 🌺#JUSTARRIVED🌼
Our Inflatable Pinata Beverage Party Boat is guaranteed to be a big hit! 🎉😉🍻😀
Laura M. had something to say about Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set!:
“⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I am in love with these puppets! – I’m having THE best time at work with these finger puppets, they make all my stress just float away.