2018 Florida Shark Attack! Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float Made Me Spill My Beer!

 

2018 Shark Attack in Florida

2018 Shark Attack in Florida

So there I was, enjoying the perfect day in the shallows when I bumped my elbow on my cool float and spilled my beer 🐠🌴  Now I have to go to shore to get another 😭 durr!

Stay safe out there in the water kiddies!

Our jaws-dropping Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float is a killer sight gag for sun worshipers or shark fin-atics!

As you terrorize a frenzy of unsuspecting beach or pool goers in your shark attack float, it also doubles as a place to keep out of the sun! Basically, you’ve got it made in the shade.

Over 4 feet wide! It’s a fun prop for pool parties and vacation photo shoots, it will be a hit with guys and gills! Shore, some of the snooty folks at the yacht club may call it a attacky pool float but, for your regular chums, it’s just right!

Perpetual Kid: Giant Man-Eating Shark Pool Float in Big Mouth Toys Floats

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