OMGish! The shear number of guys in my life that I could get these for! It’s true – you know it and we know it. But it’s okay because you’re OUR asshole, and we love you for that!
But seriously… do you always need to be an ass? If I get you a cool pair of socks will you be nicer?
That asshole deserves a pat on the back and some cool socks to fill those big shoes of theirs!