Whoa! WTF? Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?!
Recent studies say that people with a naught vocabulary tend to have higher IQ’s. Do you think there is any truth to that f*cking study? We’d sure as hell would like to believe it’s true!
Foul Mouthed Family? No F’n problem – we have a ton of Stocking Stuffers for Adults that will delight those f*ckers!
I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks
Happy F*cking Birthday Candles
This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Super F*cking Awesome Socks
Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks
I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel
Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks
I Was F*cking Talking Socks
Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt
B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt
F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt
I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt
Bet you can’t eat just one! Gross!
2018 Top Gross Halloween Candy
- Barf Lollipop – This gross but delicious root beer flavored lollipop has embedded candy inclusions to give it more of a fresh just-blew-chunks feel.
- Bag of Zombie Farts – Zombie Farts are actually quite tasty – if you don’t have a sense of smell.
- Body Part Halloween Lollipops
- Bloodshot Eyeball- Cotton Candy Flavored
- Human Heart – Red Cherry Flavored
- Human Brain (actual size of ex-boyfriend’s) – Watermelon Flavored
- Green Witch Finger – Poison Apple Flavored
- Orange Witch Finger After Eating Bag of Cheetos – Orange Flavored
- Booger Lollipop – Believe us when we say we had to dig deep in the recesses of our brain for this one… Mom was wrong when she said “DON’T EAT THAT!”
- Candy Soap Lollipops – Wash Your Dirty Mouth Out! WTF did you just say??? You better start running before you get this treat popped in your mouth!
- Unicorn Fart Lollipop – Did you really think unicorns were too pretty to fart? This lollipop is the perfect match for any friend or family member that may appreciate your excellent taste in lollipops and potty humor!
You can purchase all of these gross candies at PerpetualKid.com
Oh, shell yeah! Our flippin awesome Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser by Fred is for shore the perfect gift for your beach loving pal or little mermaid.
Source: Under The Tea Sea Turtle Tea Infuser NEW 2018 Gift by Fred
Your Coupon Code for 10% OFF Your Order is BIGKID. Expires 7/25/2018.
- THE ULTIMATE TACO HOLDER: Tacosaurus Rex Taco Holder. Holds 2 Tacos!
- NOT JUST FOR TACOS: Try it with Waffles, Toast, Sandwiches, Ice Cream Tacos, Crackers and more!
- FUN FOR ALL AGES: Perfect for kids and adults that are looking to add a bit of fun to the dinner table!
- FOOD-SAFE: BPA free, lead free and phthalate free.
- EASY TO CLEAN: Top rack dishwasher safe. Not microwaveable.
BOBO LED Party 4th of July Balloons
Unique Gifts + Trippy Balloons at Perpetual Kid!
Source: Bobo Balloons in Unique Gift LED party Decorations
As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons! The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights!
- Each Balloon can reach 15 inches in diameter when fully inflated
- Balloons are made of PVC
- Includes plastic sticks with on/off battery packs in the handles
- Fun multicolored LED light string
- Not for use with hydrogen! Seriously.
- Makes 3 complete balloons.
- Please note: Our currently inventory does not have the blinking functionality.
Includes 3 complete sets of balloons for easy assembly! Requires 2AA Batteries, not included. Inflate using a bike or inflatable pool float pump, not included.
Are you looking for hi-res images, additional product details, or samples? Awesome!
Source: Perpetual Kid Press + Media Requests
Don’t forget to contact us for amazing products for your 2018 Christ Gift Guides!
- Looking for magazine ready hi-res images?
- Need a product on set for taping first thing in the morning?
- Need the inside scoop on future products for your holiday gift guide?
- Interested in scheduling an e-commerce radio interview?
- And… anything else for your magazine or show!
Just send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, and I’ll be get back to you right away! Or you can give me a call at 804-258-1188.
Media requests are my favorite thing to do outside of eating copious amounts of chocolate and researching hilarious cat videos on the interwebs!
Hoping to hear for you soon!
Because some days you feel like you should be rewarded for just getting out of bed. And these socks do just that! ⏰😴😫🏆
The monsters under your bed will run for cover when our Glow-In-The-Dark Finger Monster! Set unleashes their mayhem at home and around town!
These are the radioactive cousins to our original Finger Monsters… Also known as the guys that didn’t listen to their mothers when they were told not to play in that old abandoned lot!
👃 Scratch + Sniff Edition 🍇 🍉 🍩 🍑
You’re about to get a hefty dose of nostalgia!