You’re A Natural Born Asshole

OMGish!  The shear number of guys in my life that I could get these for! It’s true – you know it and we know it. But it’s okay because you’re OUR asshole, and we love you for that! But seriously… do you always need to be an ass?  If I get you a cool pair…

Snow Bunnies, Kitties and Pandas?

Fur real… we’re not kitten!  These hyper awesome masks features a snug fit to ensure warmth and protection from nipping wind and chilly temperatures. Most importantly it’s fully equipped with cute ears and a super realistic HD printed design! Perfect for GoPro selfies on the slopes and will definitely have people talking!

Uranus Lavatory Mist

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist… Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets… enough with the fluff, already! Here’s the deal: “Uranus” is never not funny. So, we ran with it… ✨🚽💨💫🔭

Tire-d of Typical Planters?

Are you “tired” of typical planters? Ready for a “change”? Don’t tread lightly, put the rubber to the road and pop a plant into our tirelessly cool Yard Goods Tire Planter! 🌵 This classic piece of roadside Americana is perfect for succulents, air plants, and even herbs – you’re guaranteed to get a lot of mileage…

Lap Cat Napkins

Fur real? Mew must be kitten with those a-paw-ling table manners! 😾 Meow don’t let your next dinner paw-ty end in a disaster. Afterall, no fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins – These folded feline fur’ends are the purr’furred way to keep your whiskers clean! 🍴🐈 Whether they’re after your…

Crack Open A Cool Fluffy One

Feeling a little bitter and pale waiting for happy hour to come around? Try gulping down a few handfuls of our Beer Cotton Candy! With an irresistible flavor, each batch is hand-crafted, packed fresh, and is burp free! Did we mention that it’s home brewed in the USA?!  Annnnd, it’s all natural with no artificial colors…

Calm The F*ck Down (Tea)

Adulting can be hard. Like, really hard. A big gulp of our Calm The F*ck Down Snarky Tea can help.  ☕😌 #drinkyourfeelings It’s a slippery slope to full blown meltdown territory… and ain’t nobody got time for that. Help keep your emotions in check with some subversive humor and some tasty herbs. Besides being an…

It’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! (Pool Float!)

Now you can finally afford that dancing-waving-arm-flailing-inflatable guy from the car wash – you know, the one with the sick dance moves! Someone, please take him on a well-deserved vacation or your local pool. He’s single and ready to mingle! 🌊🌞 Our Wacky Waving Tube Man Pool Float is hoping to make some serious waves this…

Happy Rainbow Swim Up Bar

Attention:  The lovers, the dreamers, and you! Now you can keep your drink close, and your friends closer with Our Happy Rainbow Swim Up Pool Bar!  Talk about a Rainbow Connection! This colorful rainbow float is the physical embodiment of a magical mirage on a steamy hot day. There may not be a pot of gold…

Bag of Cat Farts

Some may find the idea a-paw-ling, but we’re not kitten. Your majestic feline passes gas. Fur real. And we’ve captured this scent of su-purr-iority in our silent but tasty, Bag of Cat Farts! It’s hiss-terical fun without the cat-lateral damage.🐈💨 Purrrhaps the most elegant animal to walk the earth, the regal feline has long been…

Ramen Noodes or Impasta?

Are you a hopeless Ramen-tic?  Then take note of what we’re about to tell you. Pho real. Oh, you don’t have a notepad?  Next time you should maybe pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles next time you get the craving to leave a memo. These Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes are a quick and easy…

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

A Rainbow of smiles inside a cute bag… and what!.. 10% of profits are donated to the Unicorn Children’s Foundation! Like mom always said… Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  I love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! Oh wait, actually mom never really said sweet things like that to me… does anyone have…